Team A'Hearn

I stumbled across the Smoking Gun’s Backstage Rider Archive today and it made me think about my superfluous demands were I ever to become famous and/or insane. I’m pretty boring, though. I can’t think of any specific venue setup requests, and the all I could come up with for catering is basic bar stock, a deli tray, and maybe some Life cereal and milk. Oh, and an internet connection, because even in fame I would be a slave to my tech. That’s about it, but I suppose if I really thought about it I could come up with crazed, itemized demands like Van Halen.